“Old St. Nick’s got bourbon breath

It’s so cold you could catch your death

A cop sold me some crystal meth

It’ a Merry F***ing Christmas.”

So begins Denis Leary’s irreverent, in-your-face holiday song “Merry F#%$in’ Christmas” – the title track to his classic Christmas album and title of Comedy Central’s annually aired holiday TV special.  And now, with brand new verses and original stop-motion animation art, the dirty ditty is transformed into a classic children’s picture book for adults that promises to warm everyone’s spirits with a f***load of holiday cheer!

Tickets on sale to Paley Center Members now.  On sale to the General Public Monday, Sept. 24, at noon.